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The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name
Adam
Jun 17, 20234 min read
A Talkative Nature: a musical theatre scene
So as some of you may know, I have an actual degree in Musical Theatre Writing from Tisch School of the Arts at NYU. I am proud of my...
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Adam
Jun 16, 20231 min read
C'mon now.
You can't tell me that <3 looks like a heart. Clearly, it's a busty garden gnome. (Picture stolen from Etsy)
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Adam
Jun 15, 20231 min read
Play I wrote in high school
So I’m like, “Yuh-huh,” and she’s all, “Nuh-uh,” and I go, “Whatever,” and she say, Wap! [Last word is punctuated by a slapping motion.]
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Adam
Jun 14, 20231 min read
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
We’re moving to the Philippines in a little under two months. I went bike riding about two weeks ago and I was really, really cold, and I...
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Adam
Jun 13, 20231 min read
The Steinberg Rule
I taught my kids the Steinberg Rule. The Steinberg Rule is that if you see something on the ground and you pick it up, you own it. You...
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Adam
Jun 11, 20231 min read
"Nuggets": A poem
I’ve perfected my method of turning shit into gold. Here, would you like to hold some?
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Adam
Jun 10, 20231 min read
Handy challenge
Does anyone really think that if they saw a bunch of pictures of the backs of people’s hands, like 100 of them, they would know their own?
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Adam
Jun 10, 20231 min read
It's the time of matriculation
Friends, if you know any high school graduates that you want to give some summer reading to, you could link them to me college advice...
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Adam
Jun 9, 20232 min read
Comma dilemma
This blog will attempt to follow the Chicago Manual of Style, 17th ed., except where it doesn't. Chicago, you may know, prefers that...
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Adam
Jun 8, 20231 min read
Meaty problem
What do turkeys think of “turkey sausage”? I bet they are royally pissed off. “What, you’re going to kill me and make pretend I am...
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